Procrastinator’s handbook: How to plant Daffodils*

1. Buy a house in October.
2. Buy a bag of daffodil bulbs from home depot. Place in the new, spacious garage on a nice shelf.
3. Let sit ½ year. Until the flowers bloom through the mesh bag in the dark and cold out of desperation.

4. Guilt.
5. Plant in real soil under actual sunshine. Water.
6. Wait and see…

* also works for tulips.

2 thoughts on “Procrastinator’s handbook: How to plant Daffodils*”

  1. Amazing!! I’ve seen neglected bulbs sprout more times than I care to remember, but I can’t believe it actually bloomed. What a plucky little bulb. ( :

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